jovial-hipster:

lovetherunning:

luci-is-my-homeboy:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

mylifeisdestiel:

eyecaandyland:

(math book) The deepest cavern in Carlsbad caverns is 1,567 feel below its entrance making it the deepest cave in the United States

Holy. Shit. My math book just insulted me. 

“Someone grabbed his arm.” Does this mean I’m going to be a hoe?

” He though about the matter for several days” I think this means he isn’t sure if he wants to have sex with me? book: Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

“Aunt Petunia found a few moldy blankets in the second room & made up a bed for Dudley on the moth-eaten sofa.” - Harry Potter & The Sorcerer’s Stone.

OH MY GOD.

“That old man with spotted hands invited me to think of the several ways in which cannonballs might be stacked on a courthouse lawn, of the several ways in which oranges might be packed into a crate.” - Cat’s Cradle, Vonnegut

“Good hunting,” said Kaa, grimly, and glided away to the west wall.”- The Jungle Book 1, Rudyard Kippling 

In time I were able to keep him, and I kep him till he went off in a purple leptic fit.
-Great Expectations, Charles Dickens

(Source: loveclaire, via lastbirdtoleave)